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Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.
by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011
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Chocolate Winker

He was having Buttsex with that chocolate winker
by Akonamaws August 25, 2023
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Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.
When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"
by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025
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Stinky Winker

Is the action of two bros pressing each other's assholes together and puckering.
"My friend and I were drunk, and gave each other Stinky Winkers."

"That reminds me of the time I received a Stinky Winker."

Bro 1:"Hey. What are you doing tonight.

Bro 2: Oh you, know Stink Winking."
by Wink Stink Steve October 9, 2025
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Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.
Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared
by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024
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Anal Wanker

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker
(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"
by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019
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Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".
The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.
by Woms1 April 25, 2023
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