Wilmington Wombler

The sexual act of two people placing each other's anuses against one another, then defecating into each other's asses. Is not specific to either gender, any two people can perform the Wilmington Wombler. Known to be quite messy. It's generally best to put a tarp down first.

Place of origin: Wilmington, Ohio

"Dude, I was gettin bored with this bitch, so I decided to spice things up so we did a Wilmington Wombler."

"Oh dear me, last night my husband of 43 years asked me do a Wilmington Wombler with him. I didn't know what it was, so I said yes."

by Wombler27 June 10, 2010

Poor Wiping Syndrome

The awkward experience of having an itchy butthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth shit.

John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...

Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?

John - Totally...

(John waddles off)

by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake.

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

by abart May 1, 2010

wilding

a slang term that refers to the practice of marauding in bands to terroize strangers and to swagger and bully

We were bored, all six of us, so we decided to go out wilding

by david goater April 6, 2005

wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005

Wilmington

A city in North Carolina which is home to Screen Gems studios and therefore "One Tree Hill" and "Dawson's Creek", and even "Matlock" once upon a time. Historic downtown with a battleship on the river, the beach is nearby, home of UNCW, and it has beautiful homes on the intracoastal waterway including "Dawson's" house from the show. Beautiful Gardens such as Airlie Gardens by the beach. It is also home of the NC Azalea Festival and Wrightsville beach is the home of the NC Holiday Floatilla.

Wilmington girl a: Did you see Pacey from Dawson's Creek at the Trolley Stop?
Wilmington girl B: Yeah and Dawson was at Target with Joey Potter.

by Amy C. Davis April 17, 2006

wilding out

to get mad / to act crazy / or to be furious.

The girl was wilding out because she lost her purse.

by Esthelle January 10, 2004