Van Wert

A small town in Northwest Ohio situated in a senic cornfield with several historic buildings (translated: Old as Shit) where only a few cool people live.

"I live in a small town."
"Oh you mean a Van Wert? No one knows where it is located on a map?"
"Yep, thats the one!"

by Beat Girl January 28, 2009

wertheimer

people who are hot. and german. also pronounced VERT-hi-mehr!

all the wertheimers are looking fine tonight...

by goobersonstickswithpenises May 3, 2008

wierdo

people who write perverted things on urban dicitonary because it's the only excitement they get.

Susan: My life is boring.
Fred: Be like me and write vulgar sentences on urbandic for people to see!!
Susan: You're such a wierdo.

by You'restupid2012 December 7, 2009

Wierd

An even weirder weird.

Dude, wierd.

by whatever. whatever May 17, 2009

Wiretap

Synonymous with pegging. To be violated anally by a woman with a strap-on.

Did you hear about John last night? His girlfriend gave him the ol' wiretap last night, and now he's waddling around at work today like a penguin!

by katiejohnson April 27, 2010

wierdoisityisum

Being weirder that weird

Mull-Null Is really a Wierdoisityisum

by hahafunnys November 6, 2022

dirty Werther's

Similar to a Werther's Original, a blowjob by an older wo(man) with or without the actual toffee candy in their mouth for flavor, a "dirty Werthers" is when they do it while shoving the wrapper up your asshole.

Brian received a dirty Werther's from Edna, that's why he's walking funny.

by Taglar Dreskk July 21, 2017