wertheimer

people who are hot. and german. also pronounced VERT-hi-mehr!

all the wertheimers are looking fine tonight...

by goobersonstickswithpenises May 3, 2008

frances wertimer

the coolest person in the world who is so original and everyone should love her. also, is a person who does not need a man to complete her!

wow, that person is a frances wertimer!

by alyson March 31, 2005

westhiemer

very large and famous street in Houston Texas

I was sawngin' down westhiemer with my pop trunk bangin screw.

by houstone January 19, 2007

Westheimer's Disease

Years of trolling down a heavily populated strip in your hometown, drinking some beers along the way, hittin' a few clubs and then realizing you're lost in your own city weekend after weekend for at leat 2 consecutive years...Shortly after, you realize that all those late night drinking and druggin' killed more than just a few brain cells...

Alicia: "Deb, I can't remember the name of that place we went to last New year's Eve...Can you?"

Debra: "Aww, hell nah. I've got major Westheimer's Disease. I can't even remember what I had for breakfast today!"

by lisaland09 February 21, 2009

wertheim

The biggest bitch of all bitches!

My English teacher is Mrs. Wertheim.

by angie micheal July 10, 2014

werkheiser

Typically a German rooted name. That of a man with an incredibly large johnson. If “Werkheiser” is a women, she is married to said man. These individuals are kind-hearted and want to do everything in their power to bring joy into others lives, and are always successful.

Get you a Werkheiser in your life, they make everything better!

by bob rowan April 30, 2024

Ben Wertheim

Ben is hella beta. BIG BIG BIG BIG BOOTY (very smelly). #1 jim. loves glizzys and loves green sour apple.

"Dude have u heard of Ben Wertheim?"
"yeah dude hes such a jim"

by glizzygobler420 May 23, 2022