the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

Wicker

Wicker is a word to describe a gay female (lesbian).

The word is pronounced wicka

Deshawn: I hear shinelle dus go fuh women yeh.
Tashawn: big man she a wicker

by Phada JDO October 7, 2021

wicker

the opposite of the n word used for black people
it is used and only can be used by white people

ay wicker
wicker where the weed
wicker did you call be a n.....

by thatdudewhodoesdefinitions May 16, 2023

The Wicker

When you sit on your left hand on outdoor wicker furniture and then masturbate with your left hand

I jacked off with the wicker

by Wicker Law May 7, 2024

Wicker Basket

When a turd dries in your anal hair and clogs the exit, creating a tangled mass of hair and shit.

If anyone saw my wicker basket I'd get tried in the Hague

by dillpickle93 July 6, 2025

lindow wicker

The opposite of a window licker. Intelligent, smart,witty.

Anthony definitely isn't a lindow wicker.

by You already know me May 21, 2017

Wicker

A West Indian (Barbadian) term that refers to a homosexual woman.

That girl Tanisha is a real wicker yuh know

by CaucBajan January 2, 2020