1-800-WHAAAAA

An imaginary phone number you tell someone to call if they can't stop whining about stupid crap.

You're blubbering because your goldfish died? Call 1-800-WHAAAAA!

by kwitcherbitchin' January 14, 2009

WHOAMB

Whoa, my buddha!

Simular to WHOAMG which is a variant of OMG. WHOAMB is a variant of OMB.

*someone posts a link to somewhere*
someotherguy: WHOAMB! WHAT WAS THAT? That was AMAZING!

by b4ct31r10n August 23, 2004

whoafuck

Generally a new skier or snowboarder who is completely out of control. Derived from their own words as they careen down the slopes. Whoa! Fuck! I'm gonna fall.

NewSkier: Whoa! Fuck! Skiing is harder than I thought. How am I doing?
Local: You'd be doing a lot better if you weren't such a whoafuck.

by Scottie Mac August 8, 2007

whoan

To whine and moan simultaneously while speaking. Usually resulting in very long drawn out words. Whoan, whoaning, whoaned.

Kubby was whoaning on the phone as usual.

by Lady McLadrton July 25, 2008

Whoa up

A phrase used by NASCAR officials to describe a driver slowing down. Also, a phrase used by NASCAR fans to say "slow down".

You need to whoa up there, kid.

Sadler had to whoa up to stay outta that mess right there.

by AngryAshley September 19, 2010

Whoard

A whore who likes it to take hard in the ass and she enjoys it.

Jen was such a whoard she loved every minute of it in her asshole. She loves her ass pounded.

by whoardcore January 23, 2016

whoa vicky

girl who thinks shes black. yells some annoying shit a lot. fights with air.

whoa vicky is a stupid ass

by popcorn.pops June 14, 2018