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Schrodinger's Whiteness

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.
That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.
by Ill_Will December 4, 2017
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Whitebred

Similar to someone who has been blackbred except where the man is white and the woman is black/hispanic/asian...
You see that interracial couple over there? That black woman appears to have been whitebred by her white boyfriend. Just look at her belly!
by sgfun2002 February 28, 2009
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whiteboardproblems

twitter hashtag, problems that arise as a result of studying, during or while studying, or as a result of a large amount of work and stress
engineer one- i ran out of food at the lib on my all-nighter and was forced to dumpster dive, in the lib so i wouldn't want to vom due to so much adderall

engineer two- serious #whiteboardproblems eh?

"i got 99 problems, and there all masteringphyics ones... #whiteboardproblems"

everyone has serious #whiteboardproblems finals week
by auzziedevil December 6, 2011
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whiteney

a person who can be sassy and unforgiving but she loves fun and can be sexual and this girl is very funny
by catwoman333 December 25, 2016
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Whiteboard Baiting

When a teacher or adult unintentionally says innuendo to the class whilst giving a lesson, just waiting for a student to yell out "that's what she said" or fall into tears laughing.
Did you have Mr. Harris for physical science this morning?
Yeah. He was whiteboard baiting us for the whole class on friction!

He kept telling us "When you grab something and rub it, you create friction, which radiates heat from the object."
We were trying so hard not to laugh
by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023
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Alabama Whiteboard

A wall of white people to prevent the minorities from entering the school.
Damn... Our district is so fucked up, we had to use the Alabama Whiteboard twice in the same day!
by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019
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Creamy Whiteboy

Some that’s so white there skin looks like cream. As soon as you see him you wanna beat the fuck out of him. They often define yogurt as spicy.
Holy shit Jerry your a fucking creamy whiteboy go get a motherfucking spray tan.
by Nick Colella December 13, 2019
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