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whelmed

When you're not overwhelmed, or underwhelmed. You're just neutral.
"How are you, Ginger, my love, my dove, my fire?"

"Oh, fair strapping lad, I am whelmed, that is all."
by Jinjus August 7, 2007
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welp

Welp... They're dead.
by piper_addyson October 24, 2018
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welp, see ya later

Verb: Act of prompty leaving with little notice
Scott: "I just farted."
Adam: "Welp, see ya later"
by Johnny_Blaze April 12, 2008
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whelan

To drink so hard on a Friday, that you don't recover till about noon... on the following Monday.

or

To be so hungover that you miss work the next day.

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To raid your $50 a bottle mini-bar.

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To jump in the pool with your phone in your pocket.

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To have a great time.
"This project is such a mess, I feel like pulling a whelan and not even showing up tomorrow."

"I thought I had lost my phone, but it turns out I just pulled a whelan with it last night."

"I pulled a whelan with my mini-bar and didn't even make it out of bed for days."

"Work is killing me, tonight I need to go out to whelan hour."

"I drank so much, I thought I had whelan poisoning."

"Why didn't Mike show up for work? He's pulling a whelan."

"I can't wait for this weekend, we're going to take a taxi so we can all get whelan at the bar."
by MikeyW8 June 18, 2008
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whell

A somewhat incredulously laughed, hick version of well.
Whell, I just don't see how that's possible!
by Deraek December 6, 2006
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whelk

A British slang term for pussy, also meaning fool or moron.
- Did you get your knob into her whelk?
- Of course.
- You're a player!

- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!
by Timaios September 29, 2018
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Whemp

To Whemp - Verb. Whemping is the act of waiting for the shower to heat up.
'I was just brushing my teeth whilst I was whemping'

'Do you ever dance around whilst you whemp?'

'I wanna have a shower but i cant be bothered to whemp for it'
by Postmilk April 29, 2019
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