Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man

I have two words for the children who are raised up on the this kids' show starring Homsar: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS IS MORE THAN TWO WORDS.

Singers: We'll have an adventure and several long trips. We'll make some new friends and maybe get a bite to eat! All 'cause we say...
Kids: Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man?
Homsar: DAAAAAAAAH! I'm a trendy tote bag!

by SMD August 19, 2004

Whaa

A verbal shorthand for What The Fuck?!

e: Dude, i just smoked your last bowl.
c: Whaaaaaaa

by ming July 15, 2004

whaaa

to question some one in a very shocked tone

Guy 1 - "dude i just screwed that hot chick, oh wait thats your mom"

Guy 2 - "Whaaa??!!??!!"

by JaxXxXx February 28, 2007

whaddaboutchee

southern colloquialism that stems from "What about you?". def. what's going on. how are you. etc.

Hey Cletus, whaddaboutchee?!

by Big C August 15, 2003

whaa

Meaning of confusion; or being surprised, not knowing what’s going on.

"why did your mother screw your sister ?" "whaa ? what the fuck did you say ?"

by Julio Aguilar January 31, 2004

whaddaheck

A term used by mostly asians whoa talk lika dis cause they soo asiann. It is a misspronunciation of the phrase "what the heck." It is usually made when they get lower than expected grades on tests or when there is no more rice.

Asian guy named Ryan Mao: "I got a 99 on my calculus test? whaddaheck!"

by whaddaheck April 19, 2011