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Underwater Basket Weaving

Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.
by CKing February 8, 2013
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Weaving

A potentially-contact sport involving the expert ability to excuse oneself through a crowd--two people or more--when it is utterly unnecessary to walk through them. Usually leads to mass confusion of the people through whom the weaver is weaving; expect uncalled-for apologies and/or anger. Primarily implemented as a source of entertainment for observers. Also can be applied to generally inserting oneself temporarily into another's space or cramped locations without reason. Men and women who successfully weave should be regarded as maestros of trolling. Overly-ambitious weavers can attempt the slow, backwards double low-deuces pose as they move.
George was weaving through a group of girls in the cafeteria even though there was 10 feet of walking space on either side of them. What a weirdo.

Why is Johnny weaving under the hand-dryers being used in the men's restroom?
by Keat the Peat August 26, 2013
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weavingastory

Tiktok user that is absolutely obsessed with daddy Aizen, and is one of the best looking bleach fans out there
Wow! Weavingastory is the baddest bleach fan to ever exist !!
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The Matt Werring

Probably the rowdiest person you will ever meet. A man among men that backs down to no challenge. More than likely will bang your girlfriend then take your mother home in the same night as well as stop by your sisters place.
Man I wish I was The Matt Werring!!
by AllAmericanGing December 3, 2016
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weaving

Intoxicated so thoroughly that the intoxicee is unable to walk a straight line. Other recreational substances may also be used, but the cheapest way to get "weaving drunk" is on cheap wine, beer, or ale.
Since there is so little to do in Yacolt, WA, Tonya Harding entertains herself by getting totally weaving.
by Dave in the Couve December 25, 2008
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Basket Weaving

Plain and simple: to engage in lesbian sex.
"I walked into the party and two girls were basket weaving in the corner!"
by Michael Welker July 29, 2019
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underwater basket weaving

too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt

the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving
by studiosecond July 11, 2007
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