weiner crevice

When spooning, the buttocks crack in which the penis is nestled comfortable(enjoyable for both the spoon and the filling).

Bridget: Pat, want to spoon?
Pat: Sure I want to be the filling.
Bridget: NO! I'm the filling you're the spoon.
*begin to spoon*
Bridget: What are you doing?
Pat: I'm putting me weiner in the Weiner Crevice.
Bridget: Okay!

by pat and bridget November 29, 2006

Weener Cousin

Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.

Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!

by JohnDorian9 February 4, 2010

weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018

Weinershitzel

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.

"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019

Necktie Weiner

When you're wearing a suit jacket and tie and sit down but don't unbutton the jacket and the bottom portion of the necktie forms a pseudo-weenis.

William didn't unbutton his jacket and he's got about a three-inch necktie weiner.

by TheCasm May 30, 2016

shirt weiner

when your shirt protrudes from your unzipped pants.

"Principal has a shirt weiner"! -Nelson

by big money pimpin to the max May 8, 2005

weinerista

A person who works at a hot dog cart or restaurant.

"You know that guy Taylor? He's a weinerista at Award Weiners."

by WiggleFest June 27, 2014