Melted Welly

Do have dubious facial qualities. To be ugly.

"You see that Pink? She's got a face like a melted welly"

by Brian Abbs March 2, 2004

Grimsby welly

A fud that is really in need of a good clean. Like it's been out all night on a fisherman's foot as he's been trawling the seas.

Man, my new bird has a Grimsby welly. It nearly scalded my dee.

by AlBoy February 9, 2010

smelly welly belly smelly

someone who has a smelly welly belly smelly.

yo you got a smelly welly belly smelly.

by Comedy ERDoesGaming_ September 11, 2020

Yeti's Welly

A woman who has a large and damp Vagina not too disimilar to that of a Yeti's Welly

Yeah she was going down on me and i wanted to return the favour until i saw her Yeti's Welly

by paulobeef October 28, 2008

Melted Welly

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.

'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'

by sid Bollock November 13, 2004

johnny welly man

A very famous homeless bloke based in the cesspool of St. Helens. The people in St.helens seem to have an obsession with giving him pound coins despite the fact he might be a millionaire. He is often spotted In Greg’s.

“Ay lad I saw Johnny welly man In Greg’s”-chav 1
“Did you give a quid bruv”-chav2

by Massiveknob December 18, 2019

smelly welly

a guy who smells bad and also is an asshole

guy 1: you might want to use some deodorant

guy 2: fuck you

guy 1: wow you are such a smelly welly

by aksdjaksjdjasfhlasdklasjflks October 12, 2016