A short white man who is inexplicably athletic.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.
by Ignatius Strangelove November 26, 2007
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"No, but I heard they have a Mike Webber there so it must be awesome and perfect!"
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