weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018

Weinershitzel

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.

"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019

Wagnerian

A Wagnerian is the average Susan E. Wagner High School student. They average to about 6'8 in height which would even dwarf the average Petridian who stands at an average of 6'4. When they do not do well in their sports team they will be immediately executed and erased from history by the School Officials and other Wagnerians.

Her: How he is 6'8
He: Idk he goes to Wagner
Her: Oh he's Wagnerian no wonder

by Almost The Average Human October 3, 2021

Necktie Weiner

When you're wearing a suit jacket and tie and sit down but don't unbutton the jacket and the bottom portion of the necktie forms a pseudo-weenis.

William didn't unbutton his jacket and he's got about a three-inch necktie weiner.

by TheCasm May 30, 2016

shirt weiner

when your shirt protrudes from your unzipped pants.

"Principal has a shirt weiner"! -Nelson

by big money pimpin to the max May 8, 2005

wagner texting

multiple single text messages that eventually spell out a real word and burns up a friends text messaging minutes.

Wagner texting is when one finds out the friend doesn't have unlimited text messages, then he text bombs the friends email until he gets past his free limits, and then laughs uncontrollably.

by the friend with limited texts October 11, 2013

weinerista

A person who works at a hot dog cart or restaurant.

"You know that guy Taylor? He's a weinerista at Award Weiners."

by WiggleFest June 27, 2014