weenis

A portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'penis'. an alternative to 'wuss' (a portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'pussy') because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.

"I can't come in to work today. My new tattoo hurts too much!"
"Steve! Don't be such a weenis!"

by Elektrifikatzia May 18, 2010

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Weener Cousin

Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.

Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!

by JohnDorian9 February 4, 2010

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Related Words

weent • weentasticle • weentar • Weentard • Weentercourse • weenter-peenter • Weentini • weenis • weenie • ween

With the increasing popularity of cannabis and related products and new phrase as arisen to describe one of these products. Honey Hash, hash oil and similar products are being referred to ween sauce more often everyday.

Hey Bob, long time no see! Would you like, beer, bourbon or perhaps some ween sauce?

Man what a night, I was so ween sauced I forgot my name!
All hail the sacred ween sauce for it has been given to us by the creator! Ween Sauce Ween Sauce is hooray!

by Kanogisi June 3, 2013

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Screamin' Weenie Slam

An advanced technique employed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant jumps up and runs screaming around the room before diving back on top of the female and forcefully thrusting his penis into the orifice of his choosing.

"I tried to pull off a screamin' weenie slam once but I got disoriented and missed. Now whenever we start to get frisky the dog runs out of the room."

by Cover of Whiteness October 17, 2012

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