weedtard

One who has achieved a temporary, but profound state of altered consciousness by ingesting special medicinal herbs.

Oh man, thanks for the buzz. My head is parked at weedtard and I'm stress free.

by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

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Weed it and Reap Sister!

An alternative to the popular expression "Read it and Weep Sister!", which involves publicly humiliating others with pure fact. The only difference with this one is that you say it to fellow gardening chums while carrying out essential weeding tasks in your garden. The idea being that you foster generally better growing conditions there.

Busily weeding your lettuce patch with a pal on a Saturday morning in your allotment, you turn to this gardening chum and exclaim: Weed it and Reap Sister! (Then Hi-5!)

by frank_bird May 18, 2010

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weedify

To become hooked or a frequent user of weed or marijuana.

John: Richie is such a prude.

Tim: Yeah, we should weedify him, and get him to loosen up.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 19, 2009

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weedtease

When your friend smokes you one or two bowls, then tells you he has promised out the rest of his weed and you must quit for the night.

John is such a weedtease. After one bong, he put away his weed saying he wanted to save it for later.

by Aquamarine151 September 28, 2009

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Weedjit

Offspring.

A portmanteau word deriving from "wee" and "eejits" (qv), also proferring an acknowledgment to "widgets". The terms "widgets" and "weedjits" are practically interchangeable.

Refers to the strange and wonderful activites of offsping, be they one's own or not.

Not in the slightest disparaging. Not in the slightest cruel. Just don't let them hear you say it.

"How are the weedjits? Are the still tearing up the place?

"Can't wait to see those lil widgets again"

I'm gonna crush those squidgets in my bare arms.

by Zoboomafoobar July 14, 2011

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