What Are You Wearing?

The internationally recognized phrase meant to initiate phone sex.

*two people talking on the phone*

Kate: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Mark: That's funny, baby. So, what are you wearing?

Kate: You know those jeans blah blah blah and a tank top.

Mark: Why don't you slip out of 'em, baby?

by JohnnyBanananas September 7, 2010

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weaving

While driving: constantly changing lanes and passing in between cars, most often at a high speed and in a dangerous manner (e.g. no blinkers). Someone who is weaving basically wants to overtake EVERYONE on the road, both on their lane and others. Almost exclusively met when multiple lanes are going in the same direction, especially on highways.

Etymology: the word comes from the motion of changing lanes from left to right and left again (like in a sine wave flipped on its side), which is similar to the motion when weaving clothes (you pass your thread and needle under another thread, then go up and pass over the next thread, go under the next one, and so on and so forth).

- Whoa whoa whoa man! Cut that out! Why are you weaving?
- I'm dancing in between traffic bro, I'm like a ballerina!

by Photon_Man62 July 29, 2014

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Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

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Webbing

Webbing is the act of spreading your own fingers apart as wide as possible and placing the erect nipple of your significant other in the webbed area between your fingers and sliding your hand over the nipple and generally massaging the area.

Typically, webbing is performed during foreplay but in certain cultures it can be performed at any time of the day. As is custom, the nipple is placed in between the pointer and middle finger but other configurations consist of the ring and middle finger as well as the highly difficult - yet highly rewarding thumb and pointer finger combo. The act of webbing can be immensely pleasurable to to women if performed correctly and also offers the man a very high level of entertainment.

Webbing can also be performed with the toes, but amateurs should be very cautious when performing this maneuver for the first time as it has a high degree of difficulty. For further information on the dangers of toe-webbing, more is available on Wikipedia under the Helsinki Episode of 1919

Cole: Dude I was webbing that Russian chick so bad last night, she woke up with chafed nipples.

by TJ Juckson February 17, 2013

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