Waterslide surprise

When a male is travelling down a water slide and somehow the genitalia suddenly reverse direction and become crushed under the body. The genitalia then proceed to experience extreme friction for the rest of the ride. This is somewhat surprising.

Ricardo was travelling down the slide and suddenly he had an expression of anguish because of waterslide surprise

by Steven Brinks December 6, 2006

Watersnake and Hammer

When a male starts masturbating without an erection, much like playing with a watersnake. Upon arousal, he then uses a hammer to beat the erection back to a flaccid state. These steps are repeated until bleeding and ejaculation occur simultaneously.

It's Watersnake and Hammer Time!!

by <EMP>TiNy March 22, 2008

watershit

Diarrhea thats a little more runny than normal buttmud. Often the result of being sick or drinking to much without eating.

""That nigga had some serious watershit last night, no chunks at all shit was slicin up his assmeat."

by Datnigga June 11, 2006

Whatevs

An abbreviated slang word for whatever. Used in a flippant or dismissive manner when you don't agree with something and need to communicate a quick distaste for it. Can also use Whevs.

My friend told me he likes to go to the movies every Wednesday and I was like whatevs, I haven't got time for this.

by Plumpypot January 6, 2011

John Waters

1. Slang term for a pencil moustache.

2. An openly homosexual man that is likeable and entertaining, not an irritating, campy caricature that talks like Hannah Barbera's Snagglepuss.

3. Term given to describe an act witnessed or heard that is so crude, repulsive or taboo that it previously had never even been conceived of nor would you ever have thought it would be manifested. Yet despite the distasteful feelings you have you are still morbidly fascinated by the subject matter.

4. Esoteric term to describe a cast and/or director's commentary that's actually interesting to listen to.

1. The John Waters is a risky moustache, while it can be regarded as debonair it can just as easily exude a sleazy or villainous look.

"That's a fine John Waters you've got there but you're no Errol Flynn."

2. "At first I was a little worried about meeting your friend when you mentioned he was gay but he's a regular John Waters."

3. "I first witnessed a John Waters when I was shown 2 Girls, 1 Cup."

"My sicko boyfriend pulled a real John Waters today."
"What did he do!"
"He was playing with the kitten, dangling a dead mouse above it's head!"
"That's not so shocking."
"Really? What do you do with YOUR sullied tampons?"

4. "I am a big Jimmy Stewart fan but I had stop the Winchester 73 commentary after three minutes. John Waters it aint!"

by TheUrbanSamuelJohnson May 28, 2010

roger waters

One of the geniouses behind the psychadelic beauty that is Pink Floyd. it's too bad that he's kind of a jackass.
-he sued the other members of the band for the name after he left
-he spit in a fans face
-his solo stuff is pretty shitty
-and he has a pretty damn big nose

"Roger Waters spat in my face"
"what an honor!"

by mooth March 9, 2005

watershed

used to describe when something awkward happens that totally changes the mood

(two dudes talking to each other)
A: "Dude the other day I couldn't find any short sleeve shirts or shorts to wear and it was so hot"
B: "That sounds so hot"
A: "Watershed"

by zanilove June 29, 2008