courtesy wash

The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.

She ragged on you about washing your hands? Why didn't you do a courtesy wash?

by Taliesinson July 10, 2008

Washington Square Park

A park you can't spend more than couple minutes in without being offered weed, which is usually just sticks, seeds and blades of grass.

"This weed is horrible! Where did you buy it, Washington Square Park?

by Jack324 October 16, 2007

Oakville Washington

A ghetto ass town in the middle of nowhere where every white person in the town is a hick and the closest store is 10 miles away. There's only 3 things to do in Oakville ; Smoke pot, Hang with your ghetto ass friends, or be a fatass and play video games all day. And also the place where everyone hates on Rochester (the next closest town).

God, why do I have to live in ghetto old Oakville?

My dealer lives in Oakville.

Oakville is so run down and ghetto.

Oakville Washington? Where the fuck is that?

by LilGhandi March 13, 2011

Washing Machwank

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity

Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

by The Mizzler June 18, 2010

salty wash

Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.

Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.

by Dr. Combs2 July 7, 2005

hood wash

Slang for a sloppy blow job.

"Hey Randon you should take Catie out tonight, she gives a great hood wash."

by K TOSS June 28, 2008

Flash Washer

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.

I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.

by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013