The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"
Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."
Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"
Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"
Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."
Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"
Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"
Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."
by Brocuzz July 8, 2011
Get the Danger Wank-up Call mug.n. A collection of images used for masturbatory purposes. On photo-sharing sites such as Flickr, this will most publicly take the form of one user adding a picture to his/her "faves", whereupon the wankpilee will typically find their pictures amongst a pile of similar photos.
v. The act of adding a picture to your wankpile.
v. The act of adding a picture to your wankpile.
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by ravkes January 5, 2008
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Also referred to as a "Big bore" exhaust which is fitted to a 4 cylinder
Asian motor vehicle giving it little if no power gain.
Wankpipes are fitted to these cars to give them more rice.
While making them sound like a strangled goose. Commonly
On cars owned by young wankers who think their car is awesome.
When in actual fact it’s a no good worthless piece of shit.
Also referred to as a "Big bore" exhaust which is fitted to a 4 cylinder
Asian motor vehicle giving it little if no power gain.
Wankpipes are fitted to these cars to give them more rice.
While making them sound like a strangled goose. Commonly
On cars owned by young wankers who think their car is awesome.
When in actual fact it’s a no good worthless piece of shit.
Raymond : Geeze brother check out that wankpipe.
Dave : Hes/She's got rice!
Raymond : Ha har Yeah what a nobshine.
Dave : Yeap thats a sure big wankpipe
Dave : Hes/She's got rice!
Raymond : Ha har Yeah what a nobshine.
Dave : Yeap thats a sure big wankpipe
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Get the Wankuary mug.Wankers who loosely call themselves entrepreneurs. The poor mans wall street wanker.
Someone who started their business 2 hours ago and is already calling themselves a successful entrepreneur. Adding to the deluge of wankers already doing this for their own self gratification.
Someone who started their business 2 hours ago and is already calling themselves a successful entrepreneur. Adding to the deluge of wankers already doing this for their own self gratification.
"Entrepreneur": "My life coaching business is going incredibly. I almost have my first client. #entrepreneur"
"Entrepreneurs" victim: "Who is this wankpreneur?"
"Entrepreneurs" victim: "Who is this wankpreneur?"
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