Wongatron

A robotic machine for the provision of information and dispensation of cash against the user's bank account balance.

I need to go to the wongatron as I forgot my cash.

by mrjeffs January 3, 2012

Wankaround

The british version of a circlejerk.

Any situation, whether online or in real life, where large groups of people who agree on something discuss it at length, patting themselves on the back for all holding such excellent opinions.

The comments on the Guardian are a total liberal wankaround.

by CA3080 August 14, 2012

wankalone

A synonym for semen

'Arklone' is a trademark for what is substantially propanol, 'Wankalone' is my trademark.

by mcafzap November 15, 2016

Mankatron

when something is so disgusting and your not sure what to call it

a silverfish is a mankatron animal

by MahongaFred July 19, 2020

Wankstrosity

Something that is that awful, ridiculous or terrible that it is beyond wanky and being a monstrosity.
Wankstrosity is a portmanteau of "wank" and "monstrosity"

"Isn't how the government is handling the pandemic a wankstrosity"
"Your mum's cooking is a wankstrosity"
"Your shagging technique is a wankstrosity, I'd rather bang a wank sock"

by McManicmaniac February 27, 2021

wankertron

when daniel keeps wanking

“oh 100 mil a load, wankertron”

by Lucy Natasha January 31, 2021

Wankadonk

A term used to define only the smartest funniest and most handsome individuals. This name is usually assigned randomly and is a great honor. The people in a “wankadonk’s” life are usually jealous of how awesome they are. They normally also have gargantuan biceps and great hair

Wow paul is such a wankadonk he’s the coolest guy I know!

by Reputablesourceofinformation July 12, 2021