wankathon

An extended and rigorous session of masturbation with a duration of not less than 8 hours. Short breaks not exceeding 2 minutes at a stretch are allowed to take care of other personal needs such as bathroom breaks and urgent incoming phone calls. One of the feature points of a wankathon is to control the ejaculation, as otherwise there would not be any wankathon.

Santosh is having an all-night internet chat wankathon.

by Santosh July 30, 2008

wankage

1: adj: to wank very hard.
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')

2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'

'How much more wankage can one man take?'

by Lethalbutterfly May 2, 2006

Wankathon

An extended, usually corporate, self-congratulatory gathering, as a substitute for doing something for real.

Manager: How can we motivate those programmers to keep working 12 hour days for decreasing pay?

HR Consultant: The most effective way would be to organise a wankathon in a cheap conference centre making out we value their views on agile development and shit like that.

Manager: How cheap?

by Wankauthority September 8, 2011

Willie Wanka

A reference to a male that is known to be a chronic masturbator or wanker.

Watch out for Carl. He's a real Willie Wanka.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Wankage

When a girl is hot enough to wank over. She is wankage.

I know, she is total wankage. It's insane.

by PhilllyCat August 23, 2010

wanka dollar

a currency used in any outrageous bet, only available as 5 wanka dollars.

I'll bet you five wanka dollars to go bang on their door and tackle them when they answer.

by vadandb November 17, 2010

wankalicious

Describes something both delicious and wanky.

Wow! That’s a wankalicious casserole

by Hamppp January 8, 2018