An extended and rigorous session of masturbation with a duration of not less than 8 hours. Short breaks not exceeding 2 minutes at a stretch are allowed to take care of other personal needs such as bathroom breaks and urgent incoming phone calls. One of the feature points of a wankathon is to control the ejaculation, as otherwise there would not be any wankathon.
Santosh is having an all-night internet chat wankathon.
by Santosh July 30, 2008
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1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')
2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')
2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'
by Lethalbutterfly May 2, 2006
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An extended, usually corporate, self-congratulatory gathering, as a substitute for doing something for real.
Manager: How can we motivate those programmers to keep working 12 hour days for decreasing pay?
HR Consultant: The most effective way would be to organise a wankathon in a cheap conference centre making out we value their views on agile development and shit like that.
Manager: How cheap?
HR Consultant: The most effective way would be to organise a wankathon in a cheap conference centre making out we value their views on agile development and shit like that.
Manager: How cheap?
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