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Walmart fan

A fan of a university's sports team who never actually attended the university. Oftentimes said individual bought one of their t-shirts at Walmart and declared themself a fan.
"Did that guy even go to UNC?". "No of course not, he is a Walmart fan like 90% of their fans".
by The Real Carolina June 11, 2013
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walmart survivor

game played by a group of friends at a Walmart Super center.

Said group must stay in the Walmart as long as you can living off things in Walmart untill you are kicked out or you just can't take it anymore and leave on your own on a "walk of shame". The last one inside is the winner.
I lasted for three days in the walmart survivor before I was kicked out for bathing in the bathroom....
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Walmart Fat

an extreme degree of obesity, most commonly observed at Walmart, and almost always seen clothed in a pair of too small sweatpants
It only looks like two people are wearing the same pair of pants, the guy is actually walmart fat.
by Kilj0y July 28, 2010
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Walmarting

Walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. Walmarting is an alleged sexual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circumstance.
Jason and Ashley disappeared from the party together, they were probably walmarting.
by Safiyya June 20, 2014
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Walmart

The largest retailer in the world, the second largest corporation in the world and now the largest grocery and toy retailer in the USA. When Wal-Mart moves into an area it creates traffic problems and environmental problems. Is known for its bad public relations, slave wages and benefits that match, predatory pricing, use of cheap foreign labor to produce it’s goods in countries such as China, Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Cambodia, Thailand, and Vietnam, and often employing illegal immigrants for dirt cheap wages here in the USA…all the while advertising it’s phony patriotism.

Known for its large box like appearance and super massive parking lots with no trees. Walmart is crowded with people who do not have the best hygiene and are often overweight due to the excessive junk food they purchase at Walmart. Perhaps one of the worst things Walmart does is to move into an area, drive out all other businesses and then close down, leaving the area decimated.
Walmart is the single largest importer of foreign produced good in the USA. So I guess that’s what they mean when they say in their commercials “Bringing it home to the USA”?
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Walmart Coun'try

Any new Country Musical Artist that is famous for their skyrocketing sales attributing from Walmart customers.

.......Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Martina McBride, Rascal Flatts, Trace Adkins, Tim McGraw, Brad Paisley, etc

Also known as Nu-Country, or New Country.
Mary - "Why are there so many Rascal Flatts albums here?"
Sally - "Oh, thats because they're Walmart Coun'try"
by Walmart Coun'try April 15, 2009
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Walmart patriot

People who wear gaudy America themed clothing and put patriotic bumper stickers and magnets all over their cars to show how much they love America. Never served in the military.
Look at all the support your troops stickers on that truck. Must be a veteran.

Nope, just a fat ass Walmart patriot
by 132_and_bush July 3, 2016
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