country hand warmer

masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey

Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!

Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime

by ChokeyChicken March 29, 2010

Wammer

A wet and messy (WAM) fetishist. Also known as a splosher, wammers engage in messy play, which could include pies, slime, cake batter, or mud.

My boyfriend is a wammer; he wants me to pie him in the face tonight.

by PieMyFace November 17, 2018

waimea

Cute nice and will always help with people that are down will always help u with things that are hard

I love Waimea

by Yes ahh blesahh June 3, 2019

pit warmers

Breasts that are so large or droopy that when a woman lies on her back, the hang into her armpits. See also: Pit Hangers.

That jogger should tuck those pit warmers into her pants before someone gets hurt.

by serialkitten February 4, 2004

poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

by Doggie walker May 13, 2021

NoCo Neck Warmer

Northern Colorado Mullet- Business in the Front, Party in the Back

Popularized by Northern Colorado's version of Brody Jenner, Colten Niño- a "famous" motocross professional.

1. "Damn bro, that's a nice NoCo Neck Warmer you got there."

2. "Did you see Colten's new NoCo Neck Warmer?"

by 970gayboy May 27, 2010

Alaskan Pipe Warmer

Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.

Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!

Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!

She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.

by richEK January 16, 2011