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Wagon wheels

If one's balls are bigger than their penis, they are called wagon wheels. In reference to the beloved flat and phat biscuits in which they are named after.
Oi did you see Mitch's nuts? Yeah, the blokes got wagon wheels.
Wagon wheels by Real_mj October 25, 2020

Wagon Slayer 

A nerd-tastic character class that is prominently featured in many popular RPGs. Can burn and maim convieniently placed wagons, carts and the like, while bringing full throttle balls-to-the-wall nerdgasms.
My +79 Wagon Slayer wipes shit on your fagworthy Paladin

wagon burner 

Used to describe First Nations People in an offensive way. In the days of colonialism when colonies such as Spain France and the United Kingdom migrated to North and Central American they conflicted with the Native peoples which resulted with teh Natives burning the mirgating colonies wagons to cut off their supplies.
wagon burner by Kyle Harris January 3, 2006

Wagon Wheelin 

Named after the much overplayed song, "Wagon Wheelin" is when the same story is told over and over again to the same audience as if it was fresh and interesting.
"I hate hanging out with her. She goes wagon wheelin on me every time"
Wagon Wheelin by icepeople August 11, 2015

Wagon Wheels

A street term for round white generic 2mg alprazolam (xanax) pills.
Yo, what's the ticket on those wagon wheels man?

I just popped a few wagon wheels and I can barely walk.
Wagon Wheels by Eatingdrugsalot March 14, 2011

Wagon Wheel 

The act of gathering in a circle and passing around a handle of Jack Daniels while "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medicine Show plays on repeat. Wagon Wheeling ends when the bottle is finished.
My friends and I wanted to get drunk fast last night, so we wagon wheeled before going out.
Wagon Wheel by ak144 October 7, 2010