The action of shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain with your feet while gwa gwa'ing like a gwa gwa cat.
"What's wrong with Jim? What's that noise he's making?"
"You don't know? He's doing what's called a Gwafflestomp. He's doing it to cover up the noise of his wafflestomps."
"Like that cat meme, but wafflestomping? I'm gonna try that out!"
"I need to shit, but I'm taking a shower and don't want anyone to know... I should probably Gwafflestomp to mask the noise."
"You don't know? He's doing what's called a Gwafflestomp. He's doing it to cover up the noise of his wafflestomps."
"Like that cat meme, but wafflestomping? I'm gonna try that out!"
"I need to shit, but I'm taking a shower and don't want anyone to know... I should probably Gwafflestomp to mask the noise."
by A Dood Named Skiddle September 3, 2023
Get the Gwafflestomp mug.Verb: To take a massive duke in a females vagina only to stomp it "on in der" in the same way as a regular waffle stomp.
Last night me and my girl where doing the dew when she got bored of the hot cosby, so? i gave her a vaginal waffle stomp!
by marshmallowmayty April 11, 2019
Get the Vaginal waffle stomp mug.The act of using ones foot specifically within the confines of a sink and exerting necessary pressure to force fecal matter down a drain while engaging in intercourse with a woman in a rental RV.
I rented an RV to go on a camping trip with the boys. We invited some ladies to join but none showed up initially. It was too cold to take a dump outside at night and we didn't want to pay the RV turd tank disposal fees. While everyone was asleep I propped myself up and left a rather large hershey highway deposit in the RV sink. Upon arrival of one of the ladies to the campsite later that night, the action began. We started to engage in sexual intercourse near the kitchen in the RV at which point in an effort to hide the lingering brown evidence from earlier I performed a proper ~Minnesota Waffle Stomp~
by Dovebone February 8, 2021
Get the Minnesota Waffle Stomp mug.When you need a shit and your in the shower so you take one and stomp it down the drain until it looks like a waffle.
“Last night I took a shit in the shower whilst my sister was in the next room so we both waffle stomped it!”
by YaBoyLuis November 29, 2018
Get the Waffle Stomp mug.by zero April 14, 2003
Get the waffle stomp mug.1. To get the living shit beat out of you, especially by the Police.
2. A term used to describe the looser of a fight (Waffle Stomped).
2. A term used to describe the looser of a fight (Waffle Stomped).
That stupid ass decided to fight with the Police; not only did he get tazed, but he got waffle stomped too!
by Damn Dirty Ape June 7, 2007
Get the waffle stomp mug.by Omnath December 18, 2019
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