Wread/wred

Deliberately reminiscent of wrote/write, wread/wred is a proposed (by me), at least, past tense alternate spelling of the extant read to finally distinguish the identical and ironic (in relation to their part in literature) English heteronyms; present tense read from past tense read. Either spelling, wread or wred, being readily available as neither are in use by any existing English word, though wred may seem the more official spelling due e.g. to its being the most distinct from other inconsistent pronunciations of the -ea phoneme e.g. lead and lead, especially given the current issue of discernment and the specific address of this definition; the past tense itself, but as the current word is already spelled read and pronounced wread, the gradual shift may be easier by simply modifying the existing word by the mere addition of a letter w' at the start in order to mitigate complaints from pedants who cannot necessarily even, at least, infer the meaning of wred to start with nor the intention of its user to introduce the spelling as opposed to a mock worthy error on the writer's part.

However, keep it mind that it may be best to update the present tense read to be consistent with the update of the past tense, and that, if ever this were to occur, it would likely be done by similarly modifying the present tense read to the spelling wread.

She'd wread / wred about it yesterday while reading the paper.

The teacher made her read aloud in class, so she wread/wred it.

by Nova Croix July 2, 2019

genetically hard wired

to think or feel based on an innate way you were born to

A mother who thinks her daughter is the smartest, most beautiful girl in the world, Gods gift to humanity, is genetically hard wired to feel this way.
Italians are genetically hard wired to love gelato and those who make it for them!!!

by Gods Gift to Umanity June 9, 2011

WWED

What Would Ender Do?
Reference to Ender Wiggin, the main character in the popular science fiction novel, Ender's Game, and the subsequent series by Orson Scott Card.

This is a very difficult decision. WWED?

by agent_schmoo December 12, 2008

wired to the moon

Scottish (Glaswegian) - high on drugs, mainly associated with neds and schemies esp. temazapam (jellies), valium, base and cheap ecstasy.

Aye man that punter's wired to the moon and if he doesn't shut it he'll get a burst mooth man - pass the buckie.

by ScottW April 26, 2006

WWRAD

Derived from WWJD, WWRAD is similar, only it asks the question of what Richard Aaron would do, who is almost on even footing with Jesus, and often available when Jesus isn't, or when you are embarrassed to ask Jesus.

Should I wear the sparkly cowboy hat or the orange thong? WWRAD? Oh no I'm gay! WWRAD?

by Victims of the T-rex foundation June 16, 2004

wired tight

The highest state of organization and readiness. Having multiple redundant systems in place. Having everything in working order and planning ahead for any possible issue or scenario. The opposite would be "not being wired tight".

An affirmation of wired tight to another person can be communicated verbally as "dude, you a freaking wired tight", or non-verbally by using a hand gesture in the shape of a "W" followed by a "closed fist".

Latest real example of Wired Tight is the planning, organization and the execution of "Penn Trip 2014".

La Penn Es Mi Alma

Tramonte, these sleeping quarters are wired tight!

by sageisms August 6, 2014

wired

1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.

1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!

by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016