Woft

Woft. (verb)
Technically it stands for : Waste Of Freakin Time = w.o.f.t.

Used to describe someone who IS a waste of freaking time or someone thats really annoying or repetitively making stupid mistakes.

Ugh that b**** is being such a Woft

Can she, like, stop, wofting the eff around?

by Peridubs August 22, 2010

wofro

a white afro, any white man with a hairstyle resembling an afro, really puffy hair

damn, that boy got a wofro!

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

WOFTEX

Waste Of Fucking Time Exercise

We've just been to a WOFTEX job

by ucjuydhl July 24, 2011

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money

a: "How's it going with your girlfriend?"
b: "It was just a WOFTAM!"
a: "Shame."

by JirasMan February 20, 2017

WOTRMWSCIIFLI

Acronym for "Whiskey on the rocks, maybe with some cola if I feel like it". Used as a rebuttal in cases where people try to make LIIT happen.

"Excuse me can I have a LIIT?"
"A what?"
"A LIIT"
"What the hell is a LIIT?"
"It's Long Island Ice-Tea"
"Sure you don't want a WOTRMWSCIIFLI while you're at it?"

by The Whiskey Rock May 29, 2017

Wontrol

the control of women; to control a woman or multiple women

He could no longer wontrol in this country. For it had been outlawed in 2099.

by HOPEFORSOMEDAY October 16, 2018

WOFT

Acronym for Waste of Fucking Time

Man that girl was a fucking woft. Did you get laid? Nope. I took her to dinner and she was a WOFT.

by toggaf wej September 3, 2021