1. A smart aleck.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.
Person 1: Hey you idiot.
Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Person 1: What?
Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!
Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Person 1: What?
Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!
by not a wise guy September 7, 2006
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awise guy is a member of this thing of ours, more commonly know as the Italian Mafia. not neccessarily a made guy but you got to have association widem.
by Wise Guy? April 9, 2009
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Carrie- "Can I bring my friend John to the BBQ?" ChunkDaddy- "Hell no! I don't want that wise monkey fuckin up any my shit."
by ChunkDaddy September 20, 2010
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Get the wise_wolfy mug.The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.
"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"
"Don't use VLC media player"
"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"
"Don't use VLC media player"
"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"
by Sunflower Man January 3, 2021
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My stupid ass:
My stupid ass:
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