Benjamin Wiping

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).

donald trump is most definately benjamin wiping

by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009

butt wipe

1) a crappy person.

2) anything used to wipe ones ass.

1) You are an annoying butt wipe. Please leave my personal space.

2) Oooh, that was a particularly greasy shit, this is gonna take lotsa butt wipe.

by biffula December 27, 2007

Boy wipe

The act of wiping your hands on your pants after washing them when no other approved method is available.

Son: There's no paper towel left Dad.
Dad: Boy wipe Son.

by Proud father May 26, 2010

High Wipe

1.When people don’t wipe their ass right
2.high butt crack not cleaned properly

Have you ever been on an airplane or train and been like, ‘it smells weird!’ I’ll go, ‘someone’s got that high wipe!’

by BedStuy August 17, 2019

eternal wipe

when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like it will be an eternity. It's like the eternal flame.

Hertz-(yelling toward the bathroom door): "Dude, what's takin' so long in there?
Walker-(firmly planted on the pot): "Give me a minute!"
Hertz: "Damn man, we're gonna be late. Pinch it off and let's go!"
Walker: "I've got the eternal wipe goin' dude!"
Hertz: "oh man...I've been there."

by Joe Bough October 7, 2006

lack-a-wipe

The burning, itching feeling in your brown eye when you haven't wiped your ass very well.

I ran out of toilet paper and now have a scorching case of lack-a-wipe.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Swipe and wipe

The use of Tinder on the toilet.

Bro, I matched with this fit girl by swipe and wipe

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016