Whoopie Bags

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.

Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.

by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009

whoople

1)noun: another name for a dog; should only be used when talking about dogs bigger than niarkars.

2)adj.: to be lazy and a knucklehead.

Mr.Crod: "'If you can't run with the big whooples, then stay on the porch!'"

Joe: "'I don't think I'm going to do calculus next year.'

Amy: 'Why, you too whoople?'"

by JooYoo October 7, 2007

Whooped

Extremely tired, pooped, or slumped.

Hey guys, I had so much sex last night. I’m whooped as fuck.

by Grandle August 18, 2020

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

dick-whooped

The word "dick-whooped" means that the female has been totally enraptured and is in complete awe of her male counterpart. He, basically, has laid the dick to her so damn good that she is ready for him, any time he wants to have sex in the future. That is being "dick-whooped"! It also means that he has made her climax 100+ times in every sex encounter they had from day one!

It is a big honor to be labeled "dick-whooped" because all the other females wish it was them that particular male was having sex with! They are jealous of her while she looks at them with pity because she has nothing to be jealous of. She then humbles herself to her male counterpart ("her Poppy") as he continues his "dick-whooping" dates with her!

***See the female counterpart in the definition for pussy-whooped!

"Stephen has dick-whooped me and can anytime he wants too!"

by cheLLe1963 September 6, 2020

Making whoopie

A term used to describe aggressive love making

“Daddy daddy, I saw mommy making whoopie with the fed ex man today!”

by Jakeb35 June 28, 2020

squalli-whooped

To get severely beaten by a person or persons resulting in medical complications and causing physical, emotional & mental trauma.

Damn that nigga Jason got squalli-whooped by Ryan in the stock room yesterday he in the hospital like a muh fukkah aha aha aha!

by Cam from da windy city March 12, 2008