if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

Its a term forin people use

person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022

duck wearing a wonderbra

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019

wearing socks

If you're wearing socks, nothing you do is gay (see no homo).

Friend: I heard you had sex with Jeff. I didn't know you were gay!
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.

by The_Great_ Hugh_Mungus November 15, 2018

Hot Warski

When you're in a hot tub and press your rear end against the water jet, letting the water fill your insides.

Coined by Youtuber Andywarski

Chris loves when Andy gives him hot Warskis

by Libtard101 May 3, 2017

world of warships

A game where you sink ships and call their captains mean names, then rage at your teammates when you die.

I roasted someone online in World of Warships

by Raging Consumer May 18, 2016

stall wars

When you sit down on the toilet and someone is in the stall next to you and you see who can make the most & loudest noises from your ass.

I was in the bathroom earlier today having stall wars with Jermaine from the football team. His shit was so loud that they evacuated the whole east wing of the school.

by Charlie Badass November 15, 2017

wearing them loose

When a woman is wearing them loose this means that she is not wearing a bra.

Kathy was wearing them loose when we went out last night. Each was a real handfull

by Cranberry Bob December 29, 2019