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Wampus

An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.

Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."

"Heh, I'm wamps."

"Love my balls!"

"Won't!"

"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015
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Wampa Ice Creature

The bone-chilling cold is not the only danger that awaits a traveler on the Hoth plains. Despite standing over two meters in height, the wampa ice creature is nonetheless a stealthy predator. Its white fur is the perfect camouflage, and the howling Hoth winds mask its approach until it is too late. With a crushing blow from its clawed hand, a wampa is strong enough to snap the neck of even a hardy tauntaun.

Wampas live in caves carved from the Hoth ice. It is here that the ice creature drags its prey. It suspends its victims from the cave ceiling until it is ready to feast.

The Rebels were plagued with wampa attacks when they erected their hidden base on Hoth. Commander Luke Skywalker was savagely attacked by a wampa while on scouting duty. Skywalker narrowly escaped becoming a meal and dying in a Hoth blizzard. Despite bacta treatment administered by the skilled medical droid 2-1B, Luke still bears scars from that encounter.

Just prior to the evacuation of the Hoth base, the Rebels had to deal with repeated wampa attacks. The first indication that was something amiss was the discovery of a dead tauntaun, its neck mysteriously broken. Attracted to the sound of astromech droids, several wampa ice creatures penetrated deeper and deeper into the Alliance caverns. The Rebels were able to capture at least one wampa in a pen before having to abandon Echo Base altogether.
by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004
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wampajigger

A person who is, a native american, jewish and black all in one.
whys he called the wampajigger?

because he's native american jewish and black!
by oakbluffs August 27, 2011
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wampy

To behave in a foolish or stupid way
Nathan decided to put 100 pounds on England to win the world cup. He must have gone wampy!
by Bob Knocker September 4, 2008
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wampus cod

A person who does something totally stupid. One lacking the common sense God gave a monkey.
You just spilled your drink on me you wampus cod!
by 166enco4life November 11, 2009
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wompper

when a person (normaly a male) has an extremely small penis (A.K.A. a chode) and has a large pair of balls.
BOB- wow those are some big balls but wheres your penis

BILL- Right there
BOB- Now thats what you call a wompper
by joeberto February 14, 2010
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Wampanoass

Term describing one who is overly enthusiastic about their Native American Heritage, to the point of being an asshole.
"My people use to own all this shit, so suck it!"

"....wwampanoass...."
by Doomus July 7, 2015
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