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Wallet Tease

A person who, knowing that there friend/ significant other will insist on paying, reaches for their wallet as if to pay. But in reality, they're broke as hell.
I just saw Jim wallet tease Sam. What a douche bag.
by eagles63ol February 20, 2011
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wallet threat

is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.
"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."

"But it's so expensive."

"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
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wallet apocalypse

The event of multiple purchases over a short amount of time.
Adam: "Have you seen all the awesome video games coming out this month?"

Luke: "Yeah... it's going to be a wallet apocalypse."
by KCS DuMaH November 4, 2008
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wallet balls

the impact spending money has on one's ego.
kerry: i got a parking ticket last night and a cab would have been much easier. what a sixty-dollar punch to the wallet balls.

taylor: dude, dropping four hundo on new speakers took serious wallet balls. nice work.
by dmonet February 15, 2010
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wallet smack

when you take out your wallet smack someone across the face
Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up i am gonna wallet smack her
Quinten: I will jack all her stuff after
by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006
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wallet gun

Pants that tend to eject wallets out while sitting due to poorly designed pockets.
Dude, its the third time this week that my wallet has fallen out!
That's because you're packing wallet guns.
by Coco Bird November 1, 2007
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wallet raper

A dominant bitchy bossy girl who makes sure that she gets men to spend a lot of cash on her, this could be on dates or shopping. This could also be an aspect of financial domination where the bossy girl makes demands that money be spent on her or she will drop the wallet guy like a hot potato. Sometimes, the wallet raper will take the wallet, look thru the credit cards, count the cash and decide where the shopping will take place, and how much cash will be spent on her or taken by her.
The wallet raper made sure that she forced her wimpy date to take her to the most expensive restaurant in town, ordered the most expensive bottle of wine, then they went to the casino where she made him give her cash so she could gamble with it.
by Sarasplayroom.com April 12, 2009
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