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A secret code word for marijuana when you don't want people to know you're looking for it.
Person 1: You know where I can get weed?
Person 2: Woah! Chill! There's a cop over there...
Person 1: Oh... do you know where waldo is?
Waldo by The Weedmiester February 21, 2012
Waldo: A person who is in multiple group photos with no real reason for being there, this person needs to feel important or "cool" so they will find any way to b in front of the camera.
Also see waldoing and dickbagging
Guy1;Dude who's this guy in the picture

Guy2;That's Bryce he's a total Waldo

Guy1;What a dickbag
Waldo by C.mf.w.b January 19, 2014
A person on Tinder where every picture is of them with a group of people, and you'll spend 5 minutes looking at their profile to confirm that they are, indeed, the fat/ugly one.
I wanted to swipe right, but she was a fucking Waldo, man.
Waldo by Enchanted Bunny December 5, 2014
Someone who always hides and you are forced to find
Waldo by LLAMA twaimz January 1, 2016
A person who never shows up to practice and always gets roasted and is easily depressed And has terrible Grammer
Hey do you see that gay kid Waldo
Waldo by The legendary cool guy April 11, 2016
When a woman/man's croch sticks out farther that their stomachs.
Ewwwww, she got a fat Waldo...
Waldo by Fat chalupa November 14, 2016