Wags

A definitive source for the annihilation of asshattery around the world, one designated Wags would be the first and foremost defender of truth, justice, and heterosexuality.

Weapons include bats, a huge cock with which Wags will slap asshats and fuckheads, and fists with which to beat bitches. Generally he/she will be monogamous but with a partner who will generally do their bidding in every way, sexually.

Due to these defining characteristics, Wags (plural) have achieved high levels of respect throughout the world.

Visitor: Dude I just heard about your accident! What happened?!
Hospital Patient: I tried to fuck with Wags, man. I'm never trying that shit again.
Visitor: You're an asshat. (turns off respirator)

by Johnnybonbon May 15, 2007

wag

short term for "wagwan"
basically meaning "what" or "what's going on"

(phone rings)
X:hello
Y:hi im in town
X:so wag? (whats going on)

by ultimate urban master October 14, 2006

WAGs

White American Girls

...But I still talk that CAAASH...
Cuz a lot WAGs want to hear it... (Mr. West)

by No.1 WAG January 18, 2009

wag

To hate someone intensely.

I wag that bitch.

by Megan January 21, 2004

wag

shorthened version of we are gay

did you hear the new band "wag"?

by dasds June 14, 2007

Wag

Wag is an Australian term that used to mean skip class when the surf was good and go surfing.

Now it just means to skip class.

Dylan's such a wagger! I don't know why he's still here!

Helen wagged to have a smoke behind the sports shed.

Why do you even wag? It's not like you do anything but sit around and smoke.

by alleypepe September 25, 2010

Wag

When you ring a friend on his cell phone, he sees it is you and rejects the call

"Man, I rang Brad and it cut off after two rings. He's totally wagged me."

"Dude, I can't believe you wagged me last night. I thought you had more respect."

by The_Trill_LV July 15, 2013