A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
Get the moist rubber vulvamug. by Jamo666 December 10, 2023
Get the Vulva mayonnaisemug. by Ballerfrazz March 21, 2020
Get the vulva punchmug. 
Vulva and Phalanges A derogatory pose . The act in which one stick's their tongue through there pointer and middle finger on either hand and makes a cunnilingus motion with there tongue. made popular in the movie king pin where woody Harrelson's land lord makes a Vulva Landy Motion causing Woody Harrelson's character to vomit. reminded he just went down on a senior citizen because he could not pay the rent.
made popular in the movie king pin where woody harrelson's land lord makes a Vulva Landy Motion causing Woody Harrelson's character to vomit. reminded he just went down on a senior citizen because he could not pay the rent.
by Ted Brown April 25, 2012
Get the Vulva Landymug.