Voldemort

a fake person - two-faced - exactly like He-who-must-not-be-named himself.
"She's such a Voldemort. Bitch."

or

"Fucking Voldemort!!"
by a9k1 May 18, 2010
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The Voldemort is a shaved pussy that is very dry and appears to have scales, thus having the appearance of the infamous villain from the Harry Potter series. The dry, scaly skin can easily be solved with lubricant and lotion.
Make sure you put some lotion on after you shave your pussy, or you'll have the Voldemort!
by JeJoMa November 05, 2010
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"Dude look at him, he totally looks like Lord Voldemort!"
by Bemby December 10, 2007
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Voldemort

A villain whose primary goal is to kill children, but still for some reason or another fails to succeed.
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" -a Voldemort
by TheLordoftheDance October 29, 2008
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Before ejaculation during oral sex, whisper in a low and monotoan voice to your partner and then while climaxing cast evil spells on her while jerking your genitals too and frow as if you had a wand in your hand.
I got the nickname of Voldemort when I tried to cast dick spells on the unfortunate creature Shelby
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One of the most notorious villans in the history of villans. Mostly known in the wizarding world as You-Know-Who or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. killed for the better part of 11 years untill a tiney boy of no older than one year of age reflected the Avada Kadavra curse back upon him thus rendering him with no body just a piece of a soul. returning to power from the blood of the boy previously mentioned as well as the bone of his illegitmate muggle father Tom Riddle and the hand of a loyal servent. known to cause chose just about enywhere for no other reason than he can. pretty much he is the biggest bully of them all and the only way to stop him is to unnecessarily kill various people such as Tonk, Lupin, Fred, and Hedwig. Oh and i'm sure when he regenerated his body his penis didnt come with it so all the havoc is just a compensation.
"that You-Know-Who voldemort is a scary guy!"
by 14elmo June 06, 2009
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V: When a girl wipes semen off of her face and onto an article of clothing leaving the impression of her face on the article.
Friend 1: Hey man whatever happened to your M*A*S*H* Apron?
Friend 2: Oh, i busted a nut on your moms face and then she totally voldemorted it. Naturally, i had it framed for my private collection.
by Ricky Lahey July 16, 2011
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