vitaliy

The smartest computer programmer in the world. Vitaliy is sometimes used as a noun to mean great luck and success in life. It also describes nerds who have lots of girlfriends.

1. Jeef used vitaliy's help to solve all of computer problems in the visual basic code.
2. Aysel had lost of vitaliy when she went with a cool computer guy on the prom.
3. Bill Gates issued a vitaliy patch to improve defence from hackers.

by Aysel Mamedova July 24, 2004

vittles

The incorrect spelling of the word victuals (hey, grab a dictionary of you don't believe me). It is usually misspelled this way because this is how the word is pronounced.

Noun
1. any food edible to humans
plural-victuals: rations, provisions, snacks

Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe, we were gonna go rustle up some victuals (vittles), wanna come?
Billy Joe: Naw thanks, I'm full up. Just ate a squirrel I found lying in the road.
Billy Bob: HOT DAMN I want me some of them victuals!

by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007

Vitalogy

1) A listing of human physiology and health, written in the early 1900's
2) A top album written by Pearl Jam

I'll go and consult my copy of Vitalogy concerning your rectal infestation.

by Patch September 16, 2003

Vital Remains

One of the most badass death metal bands ever. Everyone should see them live.

Hey man, I saw Vital Remains live in Allentown 10 days ago and my ears are still ringing!

by poopmasterflex December 30, 2008

Vitalicus

Vitalicus is the leader, ( Patriarch) of "Satanic Religion", based in Republic of Moldova. religiasatanista.org

Patriarch Vitalicus, religiasatanista, Vitalicus

by Vitalicus August 22, 2019

vitalii

A Russian male who is usually very attractive and sexy. All girls want him.

Girl 1:Wow look at Vitalii he’s so hot!

Girl 2: I know right .

by Hot Russian Male March 14, 2018

vitalia

vitalia is someone who is very full of life. someone who loves the color pink, and pretty much reminds you of a legally blonde in life! there Totally nice people and just want to have fun and laugh but not with someone whos mean or with someone who does stuff that bad! so its pretty much the most loveable person you can love:)

Oh that girls name schould be Vitalia, she just gave me pink flowers for no reason!

by aunt gay June 22, 2008