Patch's definitions

Hobag

Eileen Koeck, skeezy skank , criminal.

That hobag can't count all the men she's ripped off or slept with.

by Patch February 15, 2017

Katie Hot Pants

An alcoholic drink popular in Northeast Ohio which consists of grenadine and 1.5 ounces of Stoli Raspberry Vodka dropped in 1/2 pint of Red Bull (done as a shot).

Hey barkeep, lets get a round of Katie Hot Pants over here.

by Patch December 22, 2004

init

A good word when you can't be bothered to talk.

Hubby: "I've had a crap day, roofers, arsehole bosses, traffic, more traffic...."
Essex Wife: "init"

by patch July 2, 2004

meat

a way to refer to someone new (fresh meat) who doesn't know what's going on. derogatory.

Comon MEAT, wake the fuck up and get up with the rest of us.

by patch May 27, 2004

stingray

During sex, you hit the back of the girl's head, flip her over, stab her eyes with a knife, ejaculate on her face, then fuck her dead body.

You probably won't see too much of Sara anymore because I was fucking her last night and I ended up giving her a stingray.

by Patch April 27, 2004

LAVIATHON

Strenth, Powerfull, Unbeatable, Unstoppable

1.You are very laviathon.
2.You have amazing laviathon.

by patch November 15, 2003

fucksaw

A derogatory term, derived from the word 'fuck', and combined with the inanimate object, 'saw'. Coined by Penny Arcade.

'Gabe is such a fucksaw.'

by Patch September 16, 2003