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virtualhood

My spot in cyberspace. Where I kick it , hang out, socially interact online. My domain. My hood, community on the web The construct where I do my business and play in that alternate reality. My accounts and intellectual property's home. Such as but not limited to the cloud, storage, drive, workspace, enterprise, vault, files, photos, slides, etc.
Hackers invaded my virtualhood. My security was compromised when cyber criminals breached my virtualhood.
by Justice Reign March 20, 2022
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virtual sex

Sex by means of electronic media, ie e-mail, IM, or text messaging
I hate it when the connection goes down right in the middle of virtual sex.
by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009
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Virtual Vagina

A technique of masturbation that involves using some inanimate object(s) to have sex with instead of a person or one's hand.
Dont touch that pillow, i use it as my virtual Vagina.
by ladysdelite51 July 28, 2009
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virtual date

When you and someone else watch a movie together without physically being together. All you need is a laptop, and/or tablet, a phone, and a friend with the same materials. Once you have the materials just find a movie on the device you both like then call each other on the phone and watch simultaneously. Feel free to talk and comment on the movie via cell :)
"Man i wish we could go see a movie"
well why don't we just have a virtual date?
"sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix".
by JODAGOAT September 21, 2017
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Poke (virtually)

To poke some one virtually means that you push a button on a website that says "poke". Often you would be able to poke other people.

The "poke" button is a very annoying and stupid application that can (and will) drive people crazy.
Poke (virtually)
Emil pokes Andrea because Emil thinks he is cool. Andrea pokes Emil back.
For every time Emil pokes Andrea, Andrea gets more and more pissed.

At some point Andrea will rage and poke even more. Finally Emil will get so pissed he pokes Andrea for real in both her eyes so she cant see the "poke" button anymore.
by CELSDK October 5, 2011
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Virtual Machine

An virtual computer ran on your comptuter. Also used to test software that you don't want to install to your computer, and test malware
Guy1: I realy like MEMZ's payloads

Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
by Realicanttellyou February 26, 2017
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Virtual Hoarder

A person who collects an abnormally large amount of useless, outdates, and or trivial files (music, movies, papers, apps, etc) that clogs up their computer's memory to the point that their virtual life is impacted negatively, with the unrealistic hopes that someday the useless data will magically be useful.
Person #1 "Hey why do you still have Napster on your computer, you know it was shut down like ten years ago?"
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."
by DrMuffy January 5, 2011
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