A technique of masturbation that involves using some inanimate object(s) to have sex with instead of a person or one's hand.
by ladysdelite51 July 28, 2009
Get the Virtual Vagina mug.When you and someone else watch a movie together without physically being together. All you need is a laptop, and/or tablet, a phone, and a friend with the same materials. Once you have the materials just find a movie on the device you both like then call each other on the phone and watch simultaneously. Feel free to talk and comment on the movie via cell :)
"Man i wish we could go see a movie"
well why don't we just have a virtual date?
"sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix".
well why don't we just have a virtual date?
"sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix".
by JODAGOAT September 21, 2017
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To poke some one virtually means that you push a button on a website that says "poke". Often you would be able to poke other people.
The "poke" button is a very annoying and stupid application that can (and will) drive people crazy.
The "poke" button is a very annoying and stupid application that can (and will) drive people crazy.
Poke (virtually)
Emil pokes Andrea because Emil thinks he is cool. Andrea pokes Emil back.
For every time Emil pokes Andrea, Andrea gets more and more pissed.
At some point Andrea will rage and poke even more. Finally Emil will get so pissed he pokes Andrea for real in both her eyes so she cant see the "poke" button anymore.
Emil pokes Andrea because Emil thinks he is cool. Andrea pokes Emil back.
For every time Emil pokes Andrea, Andrea gets more and more pissed.
At some point Andrea will rage and poke even more. Finally Emil will get so pissed he pokes Andrea for real in both her eyes so she cant see the "poke" button anymore.
by CELSDK October 5, 2011
Get the Poke (virtually) mug.An virtual computer ran on your comptuter. Also used to test software that you don't want to install to your computer, and test malware
Guy1: I realy like MEMZ's payloads
Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
by Realicanttellyou February 26, 2017
Get the Virtual Machine mug.A person who collects an abnormally large amount of useless, outdates, and or trivial files (music, movies, papers, apps, etc) that clogs up their computer's memory to the point that their virtual life is impacted negatively, with the unrealistic hopes that someday the useless data will magically be useful.
Person #1 "Hey why do you still have Napster on your computer, you know it was shut down like ten years ago?"
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."
by DrMuffy January 5, 2011
Get the Virtual Hoarder mug.Spending time with someone online (virtually). Usually involves having a conversation through an instant messenger.
Guy: I really enjoy your virtual company but I don't think it's going to work out IRL.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.
by teddyrux March 24, 2008
Get the Virtual Company mug.A person's online social networking legacy that is comprised of a number of sources that include past Facebook wall posts/ status updates and Twitter tweets. They create a 'virtual tattoo' that a person might regret when this online history is revived at some point in the future, such as a job interview.
Hey, those facebook wall posts and tweets about the party are going to be a virtual tattoo you're gonna regret.
by Barkus January 9, 2012
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