vitamin water

the most awesome drink ever created

hey im going to the store

pick me up a vitamin water!!!

by margaret March 28, 2005

Vitamin C

What A guy who's name starts with a C calls his cum.

Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I stop by you apartment after work and I fill you up with some Vitamin C!
Kiersten : No thanks Jake is coming by for some Tickle Time!
Chad: : But my balls are full of cum and my dicks hard!
Kiersten : Well looks like your jacking off tonight!
Chad : Yeah Right I'm going to Jim's he likes my Vitamin C in his ass!
Kiersten : GAY!!!

by SlopNChop May 17, 2017

vitamin water

The greatest beverage to mankind as we know it. It is as if God himself gave J. Darius Bikof the power to combine vitamins and water, and graced us with this delicious yet all so healthy drink.

Person 1: Im going to the store you want anything

*Person 2 runs to person 1 and hands him 10 dollars*

Person 2: As much Vitamin Water as this can buy!!!

by Some Guy 21 August 17, 2006

Jose Canseco vitamins

Steroids, an illegal substance usually used for performance enhancement.

The report named everyone on those Jose Canseco vitamins.

by Bej34 January 28, 2008

Vitamin A

Acid

You don't know what vitamin A is? Why don't you go ask your boyfriend Beau what it is!

by JYanc March 8, 2011

Vitamin C

Referring to cock, in the sense it’s something a girl needs

Guy 1: Look at her! You know what that bitch needs?
Guy 2: Yeah, she needs some of my Vitamin C tonight

by AyeBigPoppy June 1, 2018

Vitamin T

Exogenous Testosterone “supplementation”

That massive dude in the gym is probably on that Vitamin T.

by Goon Actual June 6, 2018