lane violation

During sexual foreplay, focusing too much, too soon, on the primary sexual organs of the partner at the expense of the secondary features.

Annie figured that since Stan ignored her tits, she would not fondle his balls; a clear lane violation in both cases.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Wiki-vention

When in a conversation with friends you check wikipedia for a fact on your smartphone and become so engrossed in unnecessary links (intering the wikipedian loop) related to the original query you withdraw completely from the conversation. So oblivious to your friend’s attempts to reengage you, they resort to sending a text to your phone as the only means to contact you directly and jog you out of your stupor.
AKA the smartphone intervention when IMDB or other sites cause the same withdrawl from actual human social interaction.

Chuck "It's been 10 min since he checked Wikipedia and he hasn't spoken"
Teddy "Looks like he's stuck in a wikipedian loop"
Chuck "I'll text him, it's time for his Wiki-vention"

by Chill-Bot 3000 March 27, 2011

vellatio

an lesbain act: the act of licking and fingering a female. If done properly squirting will occur.

I had to change the sheets ofter vellatio last night.

by Torri A July 6, 2007

Moving violation

The act of having sex whilst driving an automobile on a public highway. Dangerous, but lots of fun.

Yo girl, get in my lap and let's hit that moving violation, the roads straight as an arrow!!

by Ayahuasca zombie May 9, 2014

verbation

The result of verbing.

I genocided him in StarCraft last night.

Dude, don't say that! That's a horrible verbation!

by sciurus September 12, 2004

violation of man law

pissing in the one next to an occupied stall
saying something gay
not pulling out
crying for whatever reason unless a herioc dog dies
texting your friends girlfriend after 2 a.m.

john was watching days of our lives and noticed jill broke up with tom and he started ballin like a bitch, violation of man law!!!

by haironmycock February 11, 2008

violation on all levels

basically od-ing on someone hard. where its almost unforgiveable.

yo, that was violation on all levels.

by Sizzle The Monster January 31, 2008