Venezuelasplain

When an ignorant idiot that has never been in Venezuela or lived in a Socialist or Democratic Socialist nation tries to explain to anyone else why things went wrong in Venezuela, but forgets that the same kinds of programs work quite well in other nations all over the world. They think they are venezuelasplaining, but are really just missing the fact that Venezuela was controlled by a dictator rather than an elected government, so Venezuela really didn't have true democratic socialism.

Don't try to Venezuelasplain why universal healthcare wouldn't work, when it works just fine in a dozen or more other nations in the world.

by Nightowl223 February 1, 2019

Venezuelan Trash

A term used to define a person or group of persons from Venezuela with a lack of personality, absurd natiolatism and a exaggerated used of the national flag. Other qualitys are dressing like a rachet prostitute, compulsive use of the national soccer team Tshirt or hat.

Oh my god all those Venzuelans in Panama are so trashy!!
Stop taking bobpics with the flag you are so Venezuelan trash!!

by AssIanbae November 2, 2017

venezuelan hat trick

the very delicate act of jacking 3 men off at the same time. this is achieved by giving 2 handjobs and one footjob at once.

Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

The Venezuelan Goodbye

When traveling, the morning of your departure you shit all over the bathroom floor where you are staying and quietly leave before anyone wakes up.

I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.

by RustyBottoms July 27, 2020

Venezuala

a kickass country in south america that doesn't know how inflation works

"yo, i ust got back from vacation in venezuala! i spent 7 trillion bolivars!"
"get out of my siht you stingy son of a bitch"

by bepisMan 9 October 18, 2019

venezuela

hahahaha money printer go brrrrrrrrr

hahahahah venezuela money printer go brrr

by handle cannnnnot be blank January 26, 2021

dirty venezuela

Noun

A simple nut; the most basic cumshot you could imagine.

"I gave that girl a dirty venezuela"
"Dude, that's it?"

by TruthfulMeaning December 8, 2017