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vend me

Vend me, is to request services or goods to be sold to one.
by Smokinejn May 17, 2016
mugGet the vend memug.

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.
Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.
by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022
mugGet the Child support vending machinemug.

Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!
I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
by LordJenal June 20, 2022
mugGet the Vending Machinemug.

Vending Truck

When someone doesn't know anything they will say vending truck. When you see the food truck outside of retail row you would call it a vending truck.
Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Braxton"ha ha"
Carson "it is a good truck idiot"
by It is ja boi June 8, 2018
mugGet the Vending Truckmug.

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out
by Geo raptor October 5, 2021
mugGet the Rice vending machinemug.

Vend

Some kid that nearly got star THREE TIMES cause he's so dog shit but somehow he got 2 stars on Untitled Hood

He's a little Thai shitter who plays dh everyday and he got dumped by his gf twice for another dude LL
Vend is my son
Vend has no paypal
Vend gets dumped 24/7
by AsianDahoodian June 18, 2022
mugGet the Vendmug.

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