maximum velocity

The act of Grabing your legs and pulling them up so that your knee's are next your ears.Then wrapping your arms around the inside of your legs then Proceeding to shake and wiggle violently.

Brandon Did maximum velocity in his chair intill the chair collapsed.

by Brandon Tropea December 25, 2005

Escoop Velocity

The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.

Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.

by Kate & Bry August 4, 2007

VeeOneEye

VeeOneEye aka Jason is an english youtubers with huge coloured hair

*VeeOneEye walking anywhere*
random person: omfg look at his hair!
another random persone: oh they look like cotton candy!

by tomedra November 21, 2013

velociraped

To be velociraped is to be taken advantage of by a ferocious geriatric sexual predator.

Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and smelled like mothballs, and it's teeth fell out in the middle of screaming "Macgyver" while it had it's way with me... I was velociraped!

by Abzloot June 23, 2009

velocifaptor

furiously masturbating dinosaur

"Stand at least five feet away from the velocifaptor!"

by Mike Hawkslong November 7, 2011

velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

Velocilover

One who adores, is fond of, or loves velociraptors. Generally, velocilovers enjoy deadly claws, bacon, and bareback riding raptors.

I first became a velocilover when I watched the raptors from Jurassic Park chase the two children around the kitchen.

by Velocilover January 16, 2010