Velcro dog

When your dog follows u everywhere no matter how long how far and where u go ur dog is ur shadow

My dog keeps following me everywhere I think she's becoming a Velcro dog

by anonymous July 27, 2022

Velcro Hug

The act of two bare, hairy-chested men hugging and then pulling apart slowly.

Due to their first Velcro Hug, Daryl and Gary had to have a barber separate them.

by RedRobster January 8, 2009

velcro-berry

When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberry and it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening.

"Damn, that velcro-berry owned my ass"

by gordy November 26, 2003

Velcro Forehead

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

by Nik-ki September 20, 2008

velcro-head

A derogotory word for a black person.

man: loook at that dirty velcro-head over there.
other man: you cant say that, it's racist you know.

by J.Lacy June 21, 2006

velcro head

a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull

Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

velcro chin

A side of effect of the dry sixty nine. It is caused when the chin is chafed by over zealos dry sixty nining when one or more participant is wear pants or short with a velcro fly.

Man, I got the worst velcro chin from dry sixty nining that prude bitch last night.

by Marin Dad September 30, 2008