Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.
Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?
Yeah
Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?
Yeah
by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021
Code name for John Egbert from the webcomic homestuck. Mostly if you are embarrassed about being John egbert
by Alan_is_gay March 05, 2024
In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.
Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.
by bitchuck September 21, 2024
When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.
by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024
When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy
"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"
by JamesPage February 07, 2025
The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
by Phatboyslimmy March 18, 2017
Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.
Luther: Oh ya, what up?
Reba: I'm pregnant!
Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!
Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!
Luther: Oh ya, what up?
Reba: I'm pregnant!
Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!
Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!
by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011