Botched vasectomy

A vasectomy that goes so wrong you have to end ur football career

Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.

Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?

Yeah

by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021

Vasectomi

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.

Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!

by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011

vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.

Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.

by bitchuck September 20, 2024

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

vasectomy

What nick cannon needs.

"dude did u hear about nick cannon having his 12th kid?!"
"no way dude. that guy needs a vasectomy"

by b1tches1uvsosa January 1, 2023

Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.

Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy

by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017