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VanderBowl

A bowl of weed that is packed to the brim and overflowing. a vanderbowl is packed with no concern for Weed Conservation.
The opposite of a Kell Bowl.
What a stoner. that kid packs a VanderBowl every morning.
Hey man, i want to get epicly baked. Pack a VanderBowl.
by layout420 December 10, 2006
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vandyken

the Vandyken is when you let your partner insert no less than 3 fingers into your anus for sexual pleasure. making ones orgasm longer and more. male or female.
my girlfriend stuck 3 fingers in my ass (the vandyken) while giving me a blowjob.
by butmancan69 July 3, 2012
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vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.
by julian December 15, 2013
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Vandelay

A name which George Castanza of Seinfeld uses whenever he needs to make up a name, such as a reference at a job interview, an author that he likes, a friend that he's meeting, etc.
Person: "Who do you read?"
George: "I like Art Vandelay. He's an obscure writer, beatnik, from the village."

Person: "Who are you meeting?"
George: "Art Vandelay. He's an Importer Exporter."

Person: "Who can a call for a reference?"
George: "That's Vandelay Industries, the address is 186 West 81st Street (Jerry's Apartment).
Person: "What do they do?"
George: "They manufacture and sell latex. The selling of latex and latex related products.

Jerry (upon picking up the phone): "Hello, this is Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking."
by Johanste April 21, 2008
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Vadym

A handsome bloke who can get any woman he wants. He loves big booty philippino girls such as a 1 he met in high school. He is someone with a massive schlong and will use it on his girl. He is typically blond and he is a slavic man. Vadym in latin is to "attract" and it is true as he attracts many people.
He is such a Vadym, I don't understand how he can get anyone he wants.
by Urban Dick December 20, 2017
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vanderdouche

a male Vandy student who thinks he is a gift to every woman at Vandy despite his severe lack of respect for women and his lack of even a glimmer of a charming personality
The guy at the party was such a vanderdouche. He talked for an entire hour about all of his accomplishments, never asked me any questions about myself, and still thought I would be jumping at the chance to go home with him at the end of the night. He was completely clueless.
by VandyAngel December 20, 2008
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vanderflught

A crusty anus that causes strep-throat and or mono when licked
Guy 1: "Dude I got strep-throat"
Guy 2: "You totally licked a vanderflught!"
Guy 1: "Yea.."
by Zoidburg November 5, 2012
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